Evan Laxer Doesn't Get Ready

Instead of practicing his red carpet JUMP routine near the duck pond at Laurelhurst park today, Evan Laxer was seen chasing small, fast running dogs in a muddy meadow and melting down when his cheese stick that he didn't want to eat, was broken in two pieces. Insiders are reporting that Laxer is being styled by Patty Kerr who is renowned for stripes and ties.